*Double pistols and a wink*

[golgotha]

Oh, wait, wrong Homestuck c-- nope, got it right.

HI, SORTINGHAT. My, you are looking splendid this evening; did you get a hair cut? I'm sure you got a haircut, looks great on you by the way. If you'd spare me a moment from being SHINY AND BEING NEW AS FUCK, I just want to say: Ahoy, my good chaps, this is Poptart. You may remember me from my debut singles such as I Am Such A Flaky Broad and I'm Sorry For Leaving You But I Am Home Now. No, but I mean it. I'm just glad I'm back again. uwu;;

Anyway, this gent here is Jake English from the hit comedy webcomic Homestuck! He is a 5th Year Gryff. He's kind of feral and he thinks he looks good in booty shorts. He loves movies, ALL MOVIES, guns, getting into fisticuffs, scrums and whatnot, and skulls, gosh, skulls. He is your dumb, typical masculine boy stereotype. He is Jade's cousin and island neighbor. Oh, and he is also terribly, terribly British. I cannot emphasize this enough. I mean, come on. He has bad teeth and says cockamamie with a straight face, pfft.

Edit: Also uhhhhhhh how do I proceed with the Accepted character thing, SO CONFUSED, I'm sorry I'm dumb. ;_;

Comments

[golgotha]

Hello. 83

[ladyliberty]

I don't remember who I was playing when you left, but now I am playing Boobs, Mumi, and Poni

[golgotha]

You had Alfred, I think! But Boobs? Very good. Too bad they're not blue.

[ladyliberty]

Okay, we don't need to know all about your weird fetishes.

[golgotha]

8'(