*Double pistols and a wink*

[golgotha]

Oh, wait, wrong Homestuck c-- nope, got it right.

HI, SORTINGHAT. My, you are looking splendid this evening; did you get a hair cut? I'm sure you got a haircut, looks great on you by the way. If you'd spare me a moment from being SHINY AND BEING NEW AS FUCK, I just want to say: Ahoy, my good chaps, this is Poptart. You may remember me from my debut singles such as I Am Such A Flaky Broad and I'm Sorry For Leaving You But I Am Home Now. No, but I mean it. I'm just glad I'm back again. uwu;;

Anyway, this gent here is Jake English from the hit comedy webcomic Homestuck! He is a 5th Year Gryff. He's kind of feral and he thinks he looks good in booty shorts. He loves movies, ALL MOVIES, guns, getting into fisticuffs, scrums and whatnot, and skulls, gosh, skulls. He is your dumb, typical masculine boy stereotype. He is Jade's cousin and island neighbor. Oh, and he is also terribly, terribly British. I cannot emphasize this enough. I mean, come on. He has bad teeth and says cockamamie with a straight face, pfft.

Edit: Also uhhhhhhh how do I proceed with the Accepted character thing, SO CONFUSED, I'm sorry I'm dumb. ;_;

Comments

[thornsofoglogoth]

Welcome home, poptart! XD
I look forward to Jake's ridiculous britishisms and general hilarity. I can't wait to see how these two interact ♥

[golgotha]

Hi, Bug. /smooshes

I CAN'T WAIT EITHER. Rose, you remind him so much of Strider, it's unsettling.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Just imagine if she started building girlbots to mack on, man.

[golgotha]

WHY ARE THEY SO HOMOSEXUAL

[thornsofoglogoth]

Or y'know, she could go mack on bro's brobots too.

[golgotha]

The brobots are not heterosexual.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Good point.
That's too bad, I suppose.

[golgotha]

Meanwhile, baby, why don't you hop in a vat of blue paint --

[thornsofoglogoth]

No.

[golgotha]

All right, all right, gosh.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Perhaps you should grow some tentacles.

[golgotha]

If I grow tentacles, would you hop in a vat of blue paint?

[thornsofoglogoth]

Let me think....



No.

[golgotha]

8'(

[selfmakeout]

Whale, since I sort of went and updated everything with your information already all you'd really have to do now is just give us his permissions post uwu


also hi cous WHAT UP

[golgotha]

Ohhhh. THANK YOU, MOTZY. <3 *u* [I will have that up in a jiffy!]

Hey, cous, I daresay you are looking mighty fine today.

[ificanmince]

Hi Poptart! It's Kabby here!

I PLAY ALL FIFTH YEARS, SO.

Melvin is a Slytherin and Does Not Play Well With Other Children, especially dumb, typical masculine boy stereotypes. Rapunzel is a Hufflepuff and... Is artsy and adorable and I have no ideas.

NAVEEN IS HIS BRAZILIAN, NOT-SHADOW ROOMIE. I am blanking right now but there certainly can be some past CR there, y/n?

[golgotha]

Hayyyy Kabby.

OH MAN, NAVEEN AND JAKE WOULD GET ALONG SPLENDIDLY. Together, they will form the combo of two dorks that think they're attractive. (They are.) (But their egos kind of damps their sexiness down.)

They should rock out sometime, too.

[ificanmince]

Ha, sounds excellent! Especially rocking out. Rocking out is so a good thing.

[golgotha]

Excellent.

[fashioneighsta]

hey sexy what's your sign

[golgotha]

sag wbu

[thornsofoglogoth]

That sounds incredibly unsexy, just saying.

[golgotha]

there is no way to say sagittarius without sounding like a creep i mean

the sign is a fucking centaur

c o m e o n

[thornsofoglogoth]

You just had to shorten it to "sag" though right?

Right.

[golgotha]

stop internet bullying me jfksajf

[fashioneighsta]

idk I do play a pony

[thornsofoglogoth]

Sagging is cute for ponies, then? I'll keep that in mind.

[fashioneighsta]

No but Sagittarius!!

[fashioneighsta]

...I think I've used that one on you for an intro before.

[ladyliberty]

Hiiiii

[golgotha]

Hello. 83

[ladyliberty]

I don't remember who I was playing when you left, but now I am playing Boobs, Mumi, and Poni

[golgotha]

You had Alfred, I think! But Boobs? Very good. Too bad they're not blue.

[ladyliberty]

Okay, we don't need to know all about your weird fetishes.

[golgotha]

8'(

[selfhatred]

Oh hey there.

I think I was still playing Roxas when you left. Welp, now I play this other grumpy half pint, Shadow and Applejack. I'm pretty sure Jake is Shadow's roommate too.

Welcome back :3

[golgotha]

Who is Shadow??? 8O

Hiiiiii. \o/ Yay Karkat!

[puckinyourmom]

Hello again, Poptart! I still play Puck. And that's it. FOR NOW.

[golgotha]

Hi, Augustine. \o/ That's fine, I love Puck. Also 8Oc

[yerawwizarderi]

Oh, heeeeeey! I am brand new to the game but I'm Glass, just playing Eridan, it's nice to meet yoU!

[yerawwizarderi]

...how the hell did I capitalize one random letter at the end, FAIL.

[selfmakeout]

YOU ARE CHANNELING URANIUMUMBRA RUUUUUN

[yerawwizarderi]

NO MOZART YOU CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME

[golgotha]

ERIDAN. FANTASTIC. [i love eridan.] [also i thought you were my friend who also plays erdain because of your username jsfkajf ]

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU 8D

[yerawwizarderi]

Whooooooops I guess I ganked their username...

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU TOO

[status_is_not_quo]

PRECIOUS BABY

This here is Billy Harris, an aged-down version of Dr. Horrible! He's a 5th year Slytherin American, interested in smart things and...not fisticuffs.

Can we please have a rivalry? Please? (Maybe there was also a movie made of Billy's favorite comic book The Adventures of Captain Hammer and they can argue over whether the movie RUINED THE SOURCE MATERIAL or something)

[golgotha]

RIGHT BACK AT'CHA BIG GUY

Dr. Horrible. I LOVE DOCTOR HORRIBLE.

I would love a rivalry because Jake's ego is just about as inflated as Captain Hammer's, albeit he's not as mean. (Jake does not believe that one bit. Movie adaptions are always, ALWAYS better.)

[status_is_not_quo]

IT'S REALLY HARD NOT TO LOVE DOCTOR HORRIBLE.

This RP needs more Slythindor rivalry, and Billy needs a Captain Hammer. (This is LIES AND SLANDER. WHY would they EVEN change some of the things they changed! And the script! THE SCRIPT WAS ATROCIOUS!)