*Double pistols and a wink*

[golgotha]

Oh, wait, wrong Homestuck c-- nope, got it right.

HI, SORTINGHAT. My, you are looking splendid this evening; did you get a hair cut? I'm sure you got a haircut, looks great on you by the way. If you'd spare me a moment from being SHINY AND BEING NEW AS FUCK, I just want to say: Ahoy, my good chaps, this is Poptart. You may remember me from my debut singles such as I Am Such A Flaky Broad and I'm Sorry For Leaving You But I Am Home Now. No, but I mean it. I'm just glad I'm back again. uwu;;

Anyway, this gent here is Jake English from the hit comedy webcomic Homestuck! He is a 5th Year Gryff. He's kind of feral and he thinks he looks good in booty shorts. He loves movies, ALL MOVIES, guns, getting into fisticuffs, scrums and whatnot, and skulls, gosh, skulls. He is your dumb, typical masculine boy stereotype. He is Jade's cousin and island neighbor. Oh, and he is also terribly, terribly British. I cannot emphasize this enough. I mean, come on. He has bad teeth and says cockamamie with a straight face, pfft.

Edit: Also uhhhhhhh how do I proceed with the Accepted character thing, SO CONFUSED, I'm sorry I'm dumb. ;_;

Comments

[thornsofoglogoth]

Welcome home, poptart! XD
I look forward to Jake's ridiculous britishisms and general hilarity. I can't wait to see how these two interact ♥

[selfmakeout]

Whale, since I sort of went and updated everything with your information already all you'd really have to do now is just give us his permissions post uwu


also hi cous WHAT UP

[ificanmince]

Hi Poptart! It's Kabby here!

I PLAY ALL FIFTH YEARS, SO.

Melvin is a Slytherin and Does Not Play Well With Other Children, especially dumb, typical masculine boy stereotypes. Rapunzel is a Hufflepuff and... Is artsy and adorable and I have no ideas.

NAVEEN IS HIS BRAZILIAN, NOT-SHADOW ROOMIE. I am blanking right now but there certainly can be some past CR there, y/n?

[fashioneighsta]

hey sexy what's your sign

[ladyliberty]

Hiiiii

[selfhatred]

Oh hey there.

I think I was still playing Roxas when you left. Welp, now I play this other grumpy half pint, Shadow and Applejack. I'm pretty sure Jake is Shadow's roommate too.

Welcome back :3

[puckinyourmom]

Hello again, Poptart! I still play Puck. And that's it. FOR NOW.

[yerawwizarderi]

Oh, heeeeeey! I am brand new to the game but I'm Glass, just playing Eridan, it's nice to meet yoU!

[status_is_not_quo]

PRECIOUS BABY

This here is Billy Harris, an aged-down version of Dr. Horrible! He's a 5th year Slytherin American, interested in smart things and...not fisticuffs.

Can we please have a rivalry? Please? (Maybe there was also a movie made of Billy's favorite comic book The Adventures of Captain Hammer and they can argue over whether the movie RUINED THE SOURCE MATERIAL or something)