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[centaurstestes]

Hello. My name is Gnome, and I am brand new to this game. 8> I'm a huge herp derp, so apologies in advance if I inadvertently say something dumb/offense. I try not to be, but my mouth/fingers work quicker than my brain. I'm also the headmod over at boarding, which isn't an exceptionally big game or anything, but hey, it's a thing that I do. I also draw. Not sure what else to say about myself in particular, other than I can be reached on AIM at themechanagnome, and my plurk is mechanagnome

Now, as to why I'm here... well, I'm playing this HUGE HORSEDICK named Equius Zahhak from the popular webcomic, Homestuck. He's normally a pompous noble alien, but for Sorting Hat, he is a pompous noble pureblood. He comes from a HIGHLY traditional family, so he's a bit messed up, socially speaking, and he really, really likes horses. Especially centaurs. I think that is the most important stuff? Anyway, likely, your character will not get along with him. Not many people do.

Oh, and he sweats a lot.

OH, and I hear some people don't like homestuck text. Equius types in a D --> Lovely shade of b100, replacing xs and x sounds with %s, and loo/ool sounds with 100/001
Let me know if this is not your cup of tea.

I should probably also mention that he is a 3rd year Ravenclaw from Germany. His accent tends to follow his typing quirk, meaning he over-emphasizes his loo/ool and x sounds. But mostly, he feels very STRONGLY that having an accent makes him sound uneducated/common, so he tries very hard not to do it.

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

Haaaaay. You already know meeee obviously, so I will just just right into telling you who I play! Aside from Tavros. If you don't know I play Tavros, you have clearly not been paying attention. o_o

So anyway! First up we have Bro Strider lovesmuppeteer which. Yeah, is pretty self explanatory...

Jude Harrison instantdrama; She's from a canadian teen drama thing and she is a fifth year Gryffindor. She's pretty friendly, but I am nooot entirely sure how she would get along with Equius, she might find him a little creepy! But I look forward to the CR anyway.

Uncle Iroh jasmineofthewest; Avatar: The Last Airbender. He'll probably have invited Equius over for tea for some reason or another because that is a thing he does with eeeveryone.

and finally, Kelly Sullivan ohmygodshoes; She's from a series on youtube, which if you haven't heard of, you can start by going to youtube and typing in 'Shoes'. It will likely be the first thing to pop up. I... don't know what to say about her, except their CR is going to be really interesting. 8D

WELCOME TO THE GAME I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE MY SWEATY PRINCESS :'3

[centaurstestes]

OH MY GOD SHOES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. OH MY GOD. Their CR is going to be weird as shit, I cannot wait.

Taaaaaaaaaavros. Stop calling him princess where people can see it.

[ohmygodshoes]

They should.




Get some shoes.

[centaurstestes]

adkjfkadhf'lajdf;ajdfaf Yes, he will need shoes to go with his new dress.

[mo_cara]

/GLOMP

[centaurstestes]

/snuggle

Hi.

[mo_cara]

So glad you made it~

[centaurstestes]

As if there was any doubt? :)

[arachnoble]

Hi Gnoooooomeeee. I'm Amanda and I play dis bitch, and I creep on you on plurk already.

Aaaand WELCOME TO THE GAME, BIENVENUE, ETC.

[centaurstestes]

So far, errybody creeps on me on plurk. Joke's on you guys, I'm the biggest creeper of them all mo3om

[arachnoble]

Is that a...challenge? 8}

[centaurstestes]

Don't make me pull out my horseporn

[aboutwhynot]

...Oh hey I'm the first non-Homestuck up in this post.

Anyway, I'm Liz and I play this loser named Franken Stein who's masquerading as a Divination teacher who doesn't completely hate his life.

But Equius and Stein need to be German buddies! Speak to each other in their confusing and angry-sounding native language. Stein won't even question the horse thing!

[centaurstestes]

HNNNNGH, yes please, German buddies. I was kind of wondering how Stein could teach Divination, but I guess it's not one of those magics many people take seriously anyway. So mostly, I'm just going to go yay Stein and German!

[aboutwhynot]

Well soul-seeing is kinda Divination-y I figured. ...Also he's morbid enough to come up with creative deaths for people :V

Me gusta German buddies! ...Or ich mag I guess, really.

[centaurstestes]

Yeah, works for me. And the rest of it, like tarot cards and tea leaves really only relies on knowing symbols. Pretty easy to fake.

Ich mag, du magst, wir magen. Maggen? Man, I need to brush up on some of this. (Gnee)

[aboutwhynot]

Lmao I need to remember how to German too. One semester without a language class and I think I forgot everything sob.

[centaurstestes]

It's been... five years since I was in German class? Ahaha... I have a nice collection of German industrial music, but, uh, not quite the same as actively using it. Which I miss. I do rather love it.

[purrfect]

OH YESSSSSSSSS

Hello! My name is Chez and I'm late to this post but guess who I play.

I'm really looking forward to threading with your Equius. c8

[centaurstestes]

HELLO CHEZ AND NO ONE IS LATE BUT NEPPERS HI NEP COME TO YOUR MOIRAIL. /grabby hands

[purrfect]

<> <> <>

don't make me break out my folder of adorable fanart

because I will

[centaurstestes]

/chinhands I won't stop you

Now I just need to come up with a post :/ EQUIUS, WHY YOU SO ANTI-SOCIAL?

[purrfect]

/rubs face on

/like this



IN ANY CASE sweet I will keep an eye out for it. Oh, and, basics of this Nepeta: she's the daughter of a muggleborn and a pureblood, the family breeds cats and Kneazles, she's a legal animagus-in-training hence the furryness and roleplaying. Karkat's her muggleborn cousin and why yes she still has feelings for him bet you didn't think this crush could get more awkward.

She's a Gryff and on the Quidditch team and talks about wishing she could CHEERFULLY EXPLORE the Forbidden Forest probably twice weekly.

If you've got any ideas about their history together, lemme know!

[centaurstestes]

Gosh, those two are so precious. /sigh

I HAD WONDERED ABOUT THAT, oh Nepeta... Although that's probably not terribly weird among purebloods (at for purebloods like Equius). Gotta keep that bloodline STRONG, after all.

Well, Equius is in Ravenclaw so he won't be all hiss hiss, Gryffindor baaaaad. She probably was romping through the library during first years and Equius told her to keep it down? Which turned into Equius chasing her down, rough housing, and her declaring him fun, much to his surprise. Then she kept pestering him because he's just so funny, teehee, and Equius is all "ACT YOUR BLOOD STATUS!" even though he secretly enjoys it.

But someone has to teach her how to be a lady, gosh darn it. It'll never happen, but he has to try!

[watchher]

/wrong account whoops

On her mother's side she's from a fairly prestigious pureblood family, so I can see him hounding her about acting properly! And THIS SOUNDS ADORABLE I think it's a great idea.

And, sob, yeah-- it's less weird to her than to him, because he was raised by Muggles and she's pretty educated in pureblood ways, at least indirectly. She gets pretty riled by blood supremacy because of her muggleborn family members, so she probably argues with Equius endlessly about that but loves him anyway. SHE CAN TELL HE'S A SOFTIE DEEP DOWN.

In any case, Karkat's had a very exciting love life lately and it's got her pretty shaken up, so... you up for threading a feelings jam sometime? I think she needs one badly enough that she'd tell him her deep dark kinda-incestuous secret. She's actually sort of hoping for his disapproval, if only because it means there will be someone urging her to get over him, and she wishes she could.

Wow I've gotten tl;dr at you.

[centaurstestes]

YES. Equius needs a feelings jam himself so bad, I haven't even been here a few days and Tavros has already sucked him into the relationship drama. x_x Also, it will probably get me caught up in what I need to know, since wow, it's all a beautiful mess. So far, all I really get is that Gamzee kisses all the boys, Tavros and Karkat got into a fight, and... that's it.

Also, mang, all these mugglebloods. I think I can throw up a post to start it up, I've kind of got an idea.

[couragecore]

What who's late

(it's me)

I'M MOZART-MOD! I have extremely obvious usernames everywhere and I also play

Maka Albarn (couragecore) from Soul Eater (3rd year Gryffindor)
Xion (hexed) from Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days (4th year Hufflepuff)
Jade Harley (selfmakeout) from Homestuck (3rd year Ravenclaw)
Minako Arisato (redearphones) from Persona 3 (5th year Gryffindor)

since I've uh...already tagged you with Maka, yeah, you can see she's not amused by Equius's bullpony?shit. Lawl her dad's a pureblood and her mom's a muggleborn, but if you know her dad you know he carouses with ALL THE WOMEN REGARDLESS OF MAGICAL OR MUGGLE.

Xion's a little muggleborn and...........extremely screwed up in the head for many reasons so she'd alternate between snapping at him and saying sorry for existing. I don't know what Jade is, NOBODY KNOWS WHAT JADE IS, but she's Jade yep. And Minako would probably think he's funny more than anything.

ANYWAY, I hope you have fun here and don't hesitate to poke at one of us mods if you have a question or concern.

[centaurstestes]

I actually just finished reading Soul Eater (or at least all that was available online) so I know a bit about her finally! C:

No one is amused with Equius's horseshit. No one.