So I heard you liek smuppets

[plushaeusrumpified]

HEY GUESS WHAT

its that guy who has a blog.

Okay no anyway, it's Jamesy bringing in Bro fucking Strider from Homestuck. Because we can never have enough irresponsible professors. He will be teaching Flight. Mandatory for the ickle firsties, elective for the rest of the years. In the later years, they will be learning some pretty advanced stuff! Think of it as preparing you to go pro in Quidditch. So I definitely think a lot of characters would be interested in that!

Class signups are Here!

Also I have all my permissions posts and everything right there on his journal, INCLUDING Text Permissions, and if you want to opt out of his quirk, which is bright red and lacking in grammar, please don't hesitate to post there if it's a bother. I will completely understand if it's something you want to opt out of while tagging me.

Other than that... Not much to say about Bro except that... good luck to everyone.

Comments

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Who are you again? 38I

[plushaeusrumpified]

dont even go there. 8|

[cuddlefishpeixes]

guess what neither of my pups are taking your flying class

Fef's mad at Dave and, by extension, any and all Striders.

and dave is being a pa little shit

[plushaeusrumpified]

8(

wait i dont even curr little wookie.
run along back to kashyyyk.

[cuddlefishpeixes]

Are you even speaking -English?

[plushaeusrumpified]

so you admit.
youre an alien.

[faintwaves]

wait I have an icon for this

it's not uploaded because no room but



There we go

[plushaeusrumpified]

You're now only ever allowed to use that when you RP with Bro.

[faintwaves]

Oh I guess I can do that

Maybe

Tell her what porn is, Bro

[plushaeusrumpified]

its when a mommy puppet.
and a daddy puppet.
love each other so fucking much.

[And then he proceeded to ruin her innocence beyond repair.]

[faintwaves]

[and then Xion never spoke again.]

[jasmineofthewest]

[And Iroh fucked his shit up and then paid for extensive psychological counseling for Xion.]

[faintwaves]

Uncle let's face it you're already going to be paying for Xion's counseling for YEARS

[thecardswilltell]

JAMES.

JAMES BROSON.

WHAT EVEN IS THAT ICON.

THAT WOULD BE SO RIDICULOUSLY COLD AND UNCOMFORTABLE AND JUST.

WHAT.

[plushaeusrumpified]

The goal being to warm them back up with your tongue.

[thecardswilltell]

WHAT IS THAT ICON?

[plushaeusrumpified]

my noble steed.

[thecardswilltell]

AND NOW ALL THE COLORS.

I am so punchy tired.

[plushaeusrumpified]

shhhh come into my arms.
get into my bed.




wait what.

[thecardswilltell]

No James.

No you can't use that icon because.

I am the sibling-parent here.

Not you. :c

[plushaeusrumpified]

So I can't use this one either?

[thecardswilltell]

:c No.

[plushaeusrumpified]

Okaaaaaay~

[thecardswilltell]

LMAO ILU JAMES

[clockspinner]

THAT ICON

MY NIGHTMARES

KABBY WHY

[thecardswilltell]

Because it's a pretty icon?

[heartwrenching]

ahahaha oh my god, what is even going on in that icon

[plushaeusrumpified]

nipplecicles.

[that_witch_remains]

I seriously thought he was using breast pumps for a second. So for a second I was all WH-

... no.

... no, it is Bro, do not ask why.