Mama, Mama, there's a coolkid in the castle!

[clockspinner]

Hi I'm Ri, back with my THIRD CHARACTER, one Dave Strider from Homestuck! He's a 14-year-old coolkid from Soho, although he sounds like he's from Texas.

He is also a THIRD-YEAR GRYFFINDOR, which puts him up in the tower like a goddamn princess, along with John and Karkat! _{how has someone not been smothered in their sleep yet??}

PLOT WITH MEEEEE

SAY HI

I AM SO UNIRONICALLY EXCITED ABOUT DAVE.

Comments

[magichairbrush]

Damn you, Ri. Damn you for making me poke out of hiatus land.

No but seriously, congrats! I'm really happy for you, and also THAT SUBJECT LINE. XD

He's such a baaaaaaby, ickle third year, but I'll definitely be tagging him when I'm back if there's a post that calls for it! :D

[clockspinner]

Muahahahahaha.

And yes, I plan to post IC with him soon! :D

[dittany]

Well, I should be back tomorrow, so! :Db

[clockspinner]

[insert Kermit gif here]

but srs I've missed you! >:

[dittany]

I've missed you, too, bb. :

[thornsofoglogoth]

Let's make this




transpire.

[clockspinner]

yes



hell yes




hell fucking yes

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :'D

I am so frigging excite to have a Dave, Ri. WE SHOULD PLOT AFTER I'VE HAD A NAP. ALSO WHEN YOU'RE ON because you are not currently on |D

BUT YEAH plotting at some point, we should decide on some pre-established CR with Tavros.

Oh and yeah maybe those other ones I play, but I can't remember their names right now. :P

[clockspinner]

yes. And also things that we want to have happen with them.

Like oh hey, now the coolkid's dating Harley.

You know, when Jade is using Dave as a rebound.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

OKAY THAT'S IT.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

...Except not really.

[clockspinner]

Bring it

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

No, I can't. I don't have enough confidence. Also Rufio isn't real.

[selfmakeout]

THE REAL RUFIO ALSO KNOWN AS DANTE BELIEVES IN YOU TAV

BELIIIIIIIIIEVES

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

SINCE WHEN IS RUFIO REAL

UH, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS

Strider, uh, I believe it is time to make you pay!

[selfhatred]

Previous CR plotting is go?

[clockspinner]

Since they've been living in close quarters for the past three years, I'd say so! How's that hate boner, Vantas?

[selfhatred]

Still alive and kicking, thanks, Strider.

[clockspinner]

Damn, don't beat yourself up about it.

[selfmakeout]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL~~~



why do I have no Dave icons on this account

[clockspinner]

Because the last Dave was relatively inactive and then dropped, and you've gone for months of bitter Strider famine?

[spacecase]

Yes we'll go with that. So I will just casually switch to an account that DOES have Dave icons.

[clockspinner]

I wish I had a paid account so that I could put shippy icons on my account. ._.

or icons where Dave is smiling.

oTL

[spacecase]

MULE ACCOUNT.

Also dooooof

[clockspinner]

I thought we weren't allowed to have mule accounts? o_o;;

[spacecase]

Noooo, we really don't care if you have mule accounts for icon purposes. This isn't Gaia, it's not like you can rack up house points with a mule account.



OR CAN YOU?

[clockspinner]

O: I thought that was a thing that was mentioned somewhere, though.

Guess not.

ANYWAY. So Jade is going to use Dave as a rebound after she breaks up with KK?

[selfmakeout]

Not. Use.

Not really. Using DAVE for that just isn't cool also I would feel too bad Daaaave

It would probably be more akin to GOD KARKAT IS A FUCKASS AT LEAST YOU'RE STILL COOL DAVE and then falling into some weird friends with benefits deal. They already call each other "number one girl" and coolkid, they are practically schmoopy puppies already.

So that just makes it even MORE difficult than a rebound when she starts missing Karkat bwahaha.

[clockspinner]

So basically the exact same relationship they have

plus making out on Karkat's bed

Dave can deal with this.

[selfmakeout]

Yes exactly.

Plus many makeouts on Karkat's bed.

It's like any 13 year old boy's dream or something.

[clockspinner]

Dave Strider, living the dream.

and then growing up to become just another one of the bitches in Jade's harem. ;D

[fuckmackandme]

S'up cool kid?

Forgive the lack of many icons yet, just got the paid account, haven't filled it. |D

[clockspinner]

Not much Egbert.

You wanna get some pre-established CR up in here?

Re: Forgive the lack of many icons yet, just got the paid account, haven't filled it. |D

[fuckmackandme]

Yes! Yes I do!

... Except I should be going to bed, so... <_< We can talk tomorrow!

[clockspinner]

Sounds good to me!

Oh hey you're on GMT too! |D

[fuckmackandme]

I aaaaam |D

[clockspinner]

Well whaddya know!

[mo_cara]

Sooooo ... kismesissitude?

uncannily accurate keywords

[clockspinner]

sure thing

[mo_cara]

You want them to have actually physically duked it out before, or is it all just simmering resentment on Gamzee's side, possibly contempt and confusion in Dave's? XD It always seemed pretty one sided in canon. Except they both appreciate the other can rap really well.

[clockspinner]

Hell idek what set Gamz off in Hat, since it obviously ain't ICP.

I think Dave's feelings about Gamzee are pretty much "stay classy chucklefuck"

And he'll indulge him in rap battles

[mo_cara]

It could be ICP! Since, you know, presumably as an ultra cool kid, Dave doesn't think much of, other than that they're ironically funny? But maybe Gamzee just hates him because of Karkat and Tavros somehow, I don't even know. Or lusts after his skinny white ass. XD

[clockspinner]

XD Maybe all of the above.

[mo_cara]

*gaps* Maybe.


... as long as they can interact, really. XD