Billy: Stirred up some shit by badmouthing quidditch right after the match (I'll backtag those in the next couple days, I swears).
His mother will definitely be coming for Parents' Day. His adorably sweet, incredibly embarrassing, super-American mother. The jury's still out on whether his muggle father will make a surprise appearance when Billy hasn't seen him for nine years.
Feferi: Did not do any stirring of shit, unlike my boys.
HERmother will be visiting the castle for Parents' Day as well, bringing along with her some loose ends and shocking revelations re: the incredibly complicated and screwed up Crocker-Egbert-Harley (with a side of Peixes-Ampora) family tree. Ms. Peixes is not a nice lady. Even if she's a total MILF. Her nanny will probably come too, depending on the rules of Parents' Day.
Dave: I have been playing Dave for a little over a week, and he has stirred so much shit that it made it onto the recap page. He has done all the shit-stirring. All of it. He also, I assume, has been retconned in that he was the Gryffindor seeker during the match against Hufflepuff.
His Bro will be showing up for Parents' Day. Check yourselves, Hogwarts, Bro Strider's coming back. What this means, for non-Homestucks, is that this guy, complete with that damn ventriloquist's puppet and with his collar popped like a douchebag, will be showing up to simultaneously embarrass and show up Dave in every way imaginable. This will probably happen. As will this. Dave has the best brother.
Billy, Feferi, Dave
His mother will definitely be coming for Parents' Day. His adorably sweet, incredibly embarrassing, super-American mother.
The jury's still out on whether his muggle father will make a surprise appearance when Billy hasn't seen him for nine years.
Feferi: Did not do any stirring of shit, unlike my boys.
HER mother will be visiting the castle for Parents' Day as well, bringing along with her some loose ends and shocking revelations re: the incredibly complicated and screwed up Crocker-Egbert-Harley (with a side of Peixes-Ampora) family tree. Ms. Peixes is not a nice lady. Even if she's a total MILF.
Her nanny will probably come too, depending on the rules of Parents' Day.
Dave: I have been playing Dave for a little over a week, and he has stirred so much shit that it made it onto the recap page. He has done all the shit-stirring. All of it.
He also, I assume, has been retconned in that he was the Gryffindor seeker during the match against Hufflepuff.
His Bro will be showing up for Parents' Day. Check yourselves, Hogwarts, Bro Strider's coming back. What this means, for non-Homestucks, is that this guy, complete with that damn ventriloquist's puppet and with his collar popped like a douchebag, will be showing up to simultaneously embarrass and show up Dave in every way imaginable. This will probably happen. As will this. Dave has the best brother.