[Some people don't navigate as well as Dirk. Some are not particularly graceful, either. Some people get stomach rumblings in the deep of the night and feel the need to attempt sneaking about the halls in order to soothe their hunger.

Most of these people are known as Thor, and this Thor is in such a hurry to return to his dorm that he collides with Dirk in the darkness of the halls. A veritable tidal wave of dinner rolls fall out of his arms as he does and he curses in Norwegian as he scrambles to pick them up.]

If you are a professor I can explain! [he can't see for shit in this dark.]